My air conditioner broke. I called the repair people. The guy comes out within 40 minutes.
HE'S GORGEOUS. He's even gorgeous with those paper booties he has to keep putting on and taking off.
I'm all a-drool. He's probably 20+ years younger than me. He could have sold me on ten year's worth of air filters or a service contract.
Imaginations sometimes need to be reined in. I'm just sayin'.